LET'S HAVE A PARTY

thisisathrowawayblog:

UNF.

hungry-hungryhypocrite:

Him: What do you use to catch a shark?

Me: I don’t know, fish?

Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?

Me: Oh, snake bait.

Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?

Me: Giraffe bait.

Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?

Me: What the hell is an eye master?

Him: Just answer the question!

Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—

(via fuck-you-iwonabafta)

I planted some chives and lettuce, and we needed rock salt to go on the bottom (below the soil) but we didn’t have any so Sebastian came around and we had a party and threw rocks at each other… where was I?

Oh yes, I had to smash up some old tiles to get rocks. None of them went in my eye, phew. Arrrr.

Oh no, you guys! My computer is being gay and I can’t see the log off button on tumblr. I might have to stay on here forever. Tragedy!

rae-of-freaking-sunshine:

quinnisgay:

TUMBLR ARE YOU OK

TUMBLR ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK, TUMBLR

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STUCK BY

A GLEE EPISODE.

(via mymusicmyworld)